I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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