fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
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I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
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Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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