No, you can still breathe under the balls.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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