my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
honey bunches of taint.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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