I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
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I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
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im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I currently don't understand fingers.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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