You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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