I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
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whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
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I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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