how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
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Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
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I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
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I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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