is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
You don't make any sense
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