did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
NoShamevember. You game?
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
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