I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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