OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
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My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
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I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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