I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
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I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
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Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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