Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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