Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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