i just made my gag reflex go away.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
