Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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