its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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