Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
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Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
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I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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