I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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