worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
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after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
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You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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