My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
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We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
a search helicopter?!
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
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No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
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