Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I wish i was in the wii world.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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