Please, let me fuck your mom
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
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Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
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Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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