She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
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I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
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I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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