Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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