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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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