Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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