The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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