You work out of a Hotel?
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Randomize