she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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