I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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