I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
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