i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize
