I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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