He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
i drank out of a bidet.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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