This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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