yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
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Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
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Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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