Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
