I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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