I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
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I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
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He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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