i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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