How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
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My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
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Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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