Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
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He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
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guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
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