I'm lost and stupid without you.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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