No period for spring break; use this wisely.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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