she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
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in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
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For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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