Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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