i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
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I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
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A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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