Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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