just come out here and I will go home with you...
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
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regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
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I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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