Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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